fuckmestupid:
“Paralyzed by amazing tummy rub
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fuckmestupid:

Paralyzed by amazing tummy rub

8 years ago
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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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8 years ago
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